chris osborn
"I'm from San Antonio and I've never been to the Alamo, seriously."
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One time I ran on a treadmill holding a glock. I looked in the mirror and asked, "Who invited Ethan Hawke to the treadmill?"

"I used to light shit on fire then put it out with my weiner when I was a kid." -Toby Keith

"Hi I'm Kevin Sorbo, most of you know me as TV's Hercules, but in real life I'm the Hercules of Web Design."

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